I'm so tired of girls complaining about their relationships and how their boyfriends are jerks and they cheat on them. Like, listen bitch? YOU PICKED a DICK. that's all there is to it and when nice good guys like 'us' try and-
Please cut this shit out sons. It is sad to see grown ass adults make excuses for themselves.
So you say "well girls pick out the stupidiest shitholes in history of existence" TRUE!
but, do not think her lack of judgment has ANYTHING to do with why she isn't shacking it up with you. "nice" means she isn't attracted to you. I wouldn't expect my broski to date a girl he isn't attracted to. I definitely don't expect the more superficial gender to date some funky looking turtle looking motherfucker. I understand rejection hurts, I mean, not personally, but I get the concept of 'rejection'. Anyways, rejection bad, hurt, painful. Deluding yourself, WRONG. THESE lies DON'T HELP YOU GET LAID!
And I tell you this because I care and I hope that the next time you want to throw up these stupid defense mechanisms like:
"girls don't know what they want!"
"Girls only chase the badboys!"
"Girls are insanely superficial!"
"I am a crazy dweeb-geek and deserve a girl cause inside i am very nice and kind!"
Keep shit in check brothers, you don't deserve anything. I'm not saying woman are hard work, because they aren't, but the inside isn't nearly as important as you think. INFACT as the visual creatures, we should know this more than anyone. DON'T waste your time on these platinum bleached blondes-latino-sexy as fuck- bitches that you KNOW would not even bat their fucking eyelashes at you if you aren't making 200k+. WHY waste your time on them? They are essentially 'Rejection inbound!' I don't... please, someone explain to me this? And then you guys come to me and bitch more than the woman.
I'm not saying get some count dracula looking wench. Just understand that woman don't care if you're nice. If that is the only qualifier you have in getting a woman. Enjoy being a bachelor, because, even my swamp looking Peter Griffin sized queer of a cousin wouldn't fuck with a "nice guy".
WELL ZEEL?!? what are we to do then?!! I WANT SLURPY SLURPY!!!
Now, here's where you can learn something. Usually girls would throw out crap like
"GET A JOB"
but naw, that shit isn't even necessary. Though you should get a job you lazy ass-fart. anyways..
you know, I don't know how to go about helping you guys. In my situation i would just, well.
A. I'm a stellar looking pepper sauced knocker.
B. Funny as the moon is wide.
Chances are you don't have those above qualities.. So, guys..I don't know... Alcohol? seriously. I'm sorry. HMMM. a dog..?
You know what, i'll edit this when I think of something to help you out guys.