Zeel the Great.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Bioware Forums: Surrender All Thought.

I was waiting out my ban yet again and in my spare time, I was thinking about my posts. I remember thinking "damn, there isn't a topic that i've posted in, that some douche didnt waddle in and scream TROLL" as loud as they could. Sometimes multiple times per topic. So of course that got me thinking. What about my posts are so bloody trollish. Then I did some introspection. maybe I need to be gentler with my opinion, kind, less aggressive. Then I read this.

quote by Raanz = I like the idea of MP, the way they have described it so far, but I'm sorry, Prince Zeel has every right to express his displeasure. He/she is no different then a lot of the posters on these boards who whine and complain when they don't get something they want, or they feel their demograph has been slighted or in the very eloquent phrasing "screwed".

Some of you should just ignore and refrain from the urge to try and be cute and provide an attempt at a witty retort. (hmm, kind of like my post just attempted).

That's right. I'm not in the wrong. You guys are.

Why is that these bumbling idiots are allowed to indiscriminately attack everything and or anyone when people are against their ideas? They are allowed to slander you, with hate terms. Bigots, homophobes, racist, sexist, every label that shouldn't be used lightly. That's their basic vocabulary. How about them hopping into your topics, posting their images, provoking flames, yet cry as soon as it gets heated?

But yet, you put them in their place and you're the bloody troll. You throw out LOGICAL and WELL THOUGHT OUT facts and you're the fucking Troll. Give me some fucking Tylenol. This is tiresome.
oh no no no no, you can't disagree with perverting hetereosexual characters because that's HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT TEXAS GAY BIGOT.

Who cares if it screws with continuity. Screw that noise, right fangirls. YOU WANTZ IT.

Either way, I plan to stay away from this whole "permanent Ban" business, I am quite done with Multiplayer topics. I wont be posting in them. I'll leave that shit for the sheeps and halo fucktards. Infact, I'll probably be giving up MASS EFFECT 3 general discussion for awhile. Atleast until all the Multiplayer shit is done. God knows I've seen enough inane multiplayer discussions to last a Life time.

That means, I'll be focusing on the Romance section. I've been neglecting this section lately. Mostly to preserve my sanity but I've already lost that. Time to delve and purge the non-thinkers. I understand that this is Ladies territory now and I'm expecting nothing but the worse.

As your Flaming Messiah, It's my responsibility to try.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

I'm Back, Your Bloody Messiah

I feel..

I know! That my purpose is to educate and lead my soldiers into divine retribution. I have been slouching off my abilities for awhile now and for that I apologize. I've asked myself many times why do I put up with idiocy? I've come to the.. revelation..that.. I am some what like Jesus.. I was born to suffer for your sins. However, I consider myself better than Jesus, so I'm not going to do that bleeding on the cross crap.

I am going to one up God, I am going to turn your sins into virgin heaven gold. I've debated with myself.
"Why rejoin that shitfactory?"
"it's boring as hell and you know it, Mr Awesome"
"and they can't flame for knickers!"
"and the bans, Zeel, the bans."
"do I have to explain to you how many IP's you've jumped through? ALOT"
"you bleed for them and they never appreciate you for the beautifully kind and sweet guy that you are."
"are you so fond of the word "troll" that you will literally seek out their chastisement?"
"what do they do for you ZEEL? ask yourself that!"
"it's not worth it bro."
"please.. don't get heartbroken again"

I hear you inner Zeel, I truly do and you've done me great justice all my life. When Selmin presented me those naked pictures of Nonie. You were what told me to spam them. When I asked myself is "this too sexist?" you told me nay. I trust your judgment, Zeel, but when the sheep have grown unruly, the Sheppard must tend to their flock.

I am back to flaming. I've been I guess warming up over at the Bioware forums and dear god, I miss it. Nothing is more fun then dropping a few posts and watching the topic become BLAZING. I make topics important, that's the facts. I also make forums important, everyone knows that. It was selfish of me to leave you losers to your mediocre flamers. I'm back now, ready to flame it up. I probably will do a Ragnarok Server but who knows.